G O A T. Gotta be the coolest dude in the whole universe and loves being sad. He has a girlfriend named billie eyelash and she sings his favorite indie songs cause her voice bomb as fuck. He’s shy but cool obviously and is like super good at coloring like REALLY REALLY GOOD!
Esteban: Damn I gotta be the best colorer in the world!
Everyone else especially Lauren: STRAIGHT FACTS
Everyone else especially Lauren: STRAIGHT FACTS
by Goat Boi July 6, 2018
Some weird mexican shrek loving man who loves to put bananas all over Ron jeremy and making fun of a retarded wizard He is known as the shrek its priest with friends of caillou, little bill and Black Ebola victims
by TacoMaster777 October 10, 2014
A spanish pseudonym that comes from "Este man". It is used when a guy is next to you and you don't want him know that you are talking about him. Mostly, it's mentioned by latin people, like a Carlos or a Camila.
by esteman illingworth July 25, 2010
Ex:
Esteban: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: WHAT ESTEBAN!!!
Esteban:i love you
Mom: Mammas boy
Ex: WOW man your so short i think u might have DUN DUN DUN "the esteban"
Esteban: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: WHAT ESTEBAN!!!
Esteban:i love you
Mom: Mammas boy
Ex: WOW man your so short i think u might have DUN DUN DUN "the esteban"
by Jeffrey Morera April 12, 2007
An idiot that cheats on his girl with more than one girl and gets mad when she likes other guys pictures.
by Cachorro831 October 19, 2018
by Lincoln69 March 12, 2016