Eseech

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One unit of cheeselessness. Incredibly precise measurement of how little cheese there is in any one place at some sort of time.

Cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

And so the lord said let there be cheese. The cheeselessness level was decreased to only six Eseech's and they were all blissfully happy for ever and ever and ever.

Eseech by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

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eseehc

Backwards cheese...

Or when you throw up cheese

Ytsat yrev si eseehc

eseehc by Bluetail|YT August 17, 2018

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Eseech • eseehc • eskechuwatcha • Eleech • Esechti • !zihW eseehC etae nataS • Ese Chuy • e speech syndrome

Eseehc

This is the word that must be used in the presence of canines who know the word cheese; it allows us to continue to support the dairy industry.

“Craig, do you want some eseehc on toast this morning?”

Eseehc by JFM78 September 1, 2023

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Esechti

Noun
A totally made-up and cooler word for Silence.

Classroom tradition states that someone has to shout "Fuck!" for no fucking reason when it becomes too esechti.

Esechti by Nibba-san October 5, 2019

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!zihW eseehC etae nataS

In "Nature Trail to Hell" by Weird Al Yankovic, there's a part that goes !zihW eseehC etae nataS. This is "Satan eats Cheese Whiz" in reverse.

Weird Al: !zihW eseehC etae nataS
Backwards Weird Al: Satan eats Cheese Whiz!

!zihW eseehC etae nataS by KaijuNerd July 13, 2023

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eskechuwatcha

white devil

eskechuwatcha by Anonymous October 14, 2003

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eskechuwatcha

White devil

eskechuwatcha by Anonymous October 14, 2003

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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