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One unit of cheeselessness. Incredibly precise measurement of how little cheese there is in any one place at some sort of time.

Cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
And so the lord said let there be cheese. The cheeselessness level was decreased to only six Eseech's and they were all blissfully happy for ever and ever and ever.
by The Bigger Cheese January 11, 2011