Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.

a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness

Cheeselessness by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

The Age of Cheeselessness 

The sad dark period of geology before we can find traces of Cheese in the Earth.

Can you imagine what it must have been like to live in The Age of Cheeselessness?

I can hardly bear to think about it. It brings a tear to my eye. *sob*

The Age of Cheeselessness by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

Chestlessness 

A kind word to describe the lacking of tits to the point where a female could be mistaken for a boy

"Oh, look Supreme Leader, that female of chestlessness is not fit to roam the sex dungeon as she is not THREE, but ONE surgery away from a permanent sex change."

Chestlessness by Hacker #1 April 29, 2020