Young law student notable for prior performance in the film "Wanna-be hipsters need cash for fair trade coffee, and instead get coffee up the @$$!"

A mama's boy, who has no friends. He often complains about how he is unfulfilled and does nothing about it. Always follows the rules and therefore has no game because he's a little puss.

A person, typically male that satisfies himself by eating in great quantities and always having hunger. Eric's are usually overweight, but like their size they are big in love and friendship.

Biggest retard ever but you will learn to love him...eventually. He enjoys watching show such as "Brothers&Sisters" and has a soft and sensitive side that he usually only shows to girls that he goes out with. Most girls like him because he is funny, sweet and cute. He also always seems to smell good. He can be a great boyfriend when he tries to be. Mostly he is an asstard but once you get inside his heart he softens up and cozys up to u. Terribly afraid of caterpillars and loves dogs.

-Stupid Guy!
-Huge in size
-dirty minded

Eric is so annoying, a lot of people don't get along with him. He is totally mean & rude. He has some friends.

a guy who like to have things put up his butt. he likes playing with toys and using ky jelly on other men such as nick. he enjoys the occasional gay porn making and likes to swallow!