by Fillosofer March 5, 2021
When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.
by gioisdying February 26, 2023
Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
by Frank Palace June 28, 2022
A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.
by sealo.-. April 27, 2021
The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
by gelatin.skelet0n January 10, 2019
The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019