Epic Beard Man
A term recently used to refer to the old man with the large white beard who beat the living hell out of a man on a city bus in Oakland who was threatening to fuck him up.
Name Breakdown:
Epic- Used to describe the epic thrashing power of this 67-year-old senior citizen
Beard- Refers to the large white beard on this epic man's face
Man- This one speaks for itself
For more information YouTube: AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
A term recently used to refer to the old man with the large white beard who beat the living hell out of a man on a city bus in Oakland who was threatening to fuck him up.
Name Breakdown:
Epic- Used to describe the epic thrashing power of this 67-year-old senior citizen
Beard- Refers to the large white beard on this epic man's face
Man- This one speaks for itself
For more information YouTube: AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
Ex 1:
nbritton (1 hour ago)
The Epic Beard Man has taught me that real men can cry in public.
*salute*
Ex 2:
imacomputer1 (6 minutes ago)
Epic Beard Man is my hero!
Ex 3:
jlira01 (1 hour ago)
Epic Beard Man, you complete me.
nbritton (1 hour ago)
The Epic Beard Man has taught me that real men can cry in public.
*salute*
Ex 2:
imacomputer1 (6 minutes ago)
Epic Beard Man is my hero!
Ex 3:
jlira01 (1 hour ago)
Epic Beard Man, you complete me.
by CallDaAmbalamps February 20, 2010
A fucking racist asshole that decided to pick on a poor black man just because of his race. When the man defended himself, he got a thrashing from the older man and required medical assistance. Police further investigated the story and found out that the elder man was on drugs and mentally unstable at the time. A sad sack of shit, poor excuse for a living being. Gives a bad name to white people, and perpetuates the idea that all black people are ignorant. One word: Obama.
He is epic as in Epic Fail Beard Man.
White supremacists, go fuck yourselfs.
He is epic as in Epic Fail Beard Man.
White supremacists, go fuck yourselfs.
EBM: I'm a 67 year old unstable racist asshole on drugs. I will beat you up because you are black. When you retaliate, I will kill you.
Black guy: What the fuck did you say about my race?
EBM: Shut the fuck up. *beats him up*
Black guy: you are sued. Didn't even kill me, haha racist ass hole. Enjoy your days in jail, retard.
EBM: Nooo I'm such a Nazi fucktard, why am I so fucking racist and stupid? I am not an epic beard man!
Black guy: What the fuck did you say about my race?
EBM: Shut the fuck up. *beats him up*
Black guy: you are sued. Didn't even kill me, haha racist ass hole. Enjoy your days in jail, retard.
EBM: Nooo I'm such a Nazi fucktard, why am I so fucking racist and stupid? I am not an epic beard man!
by Anonymous1610 September 19, 2010
A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.
by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010
person 1: I heard epic beard man is smacking the shit out of someone guy who wouldn't spit shine his Stacy Adams
Person 2: Better call the Amber lamps
Person 2: Better call the Amber lamps
by Madax March 1, 2010