Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"
Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."