Englitch 

Englitch is a word to describe a phrase or sentence that in grammar, makes no sense, but for some reason, everyone who reads it knows what it's supposed to mean.

For example, a well known "Englitch" is this one between two people: First person: "I love you!" Second person: "Me too!"

Englitch by Jon Catterbury July 13, 2016

Englischeisse 

a word, a phrase or a sentence that is supposedly written in English, but is nothing but a huge mistake pretending to be an English word - common in crappy translations (from German - "scheisse" - "crap" or "shit") conducted by people who do not know English at all or know very little;

Mike: Oh my God, look at that toy police cruiser!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!

Englischeisse by KurtSteinerPL August 27, 2009

Englutch 

Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.

An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.

And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).

Englutch ish de deft way Dutch people tok English. If dere are words which appear in boaf lankwitshesh, dey shust pronounsh dem in Dutch, even if de wordsh hef totally different meaningsh, like the word 'of'.

Englutch by zundbarg November 7, 2008

englisch 

"English" in German (Deutsch)

"Ich spritche Englisch."
(I speak english.)

englisch by BOT Steve May 16, 2016

ich spreche kein Englisch 

I don't speak English in German.

Example:

*In Germany*

person 1: How do I get to the bus station?

person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch

person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"

person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.

ich spreche kein Englisch by Duo23 October 2, 2021

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch 

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023