A country geographically situated within Europe but politically removed from the ideology of Europe.
Often subject to torrents of abuse from disgruntled sheep farmers situated in Wales and Scotland because we are still guilty of some superannuated crime commited before these people's descendents even lived.
A nation full of stoic people who, whilst courageous and proud are also apathetic.
107p for a ltr of petrol and we all just sit and take it. Time to be like France and riot!
Americans think England is a facsimilie of their culture, but they are grossly mistaken so we shall move swiftly on.
England is a nation that on here seems to be represented by it's football team (oh dear).
Football is lame, so are you muppets arguing it. Go any find another way to have a macho-cock-measuring contest.
England is the oldest established democratic model of paliment/government in the world.
Often subject to torrents of abuse from disgruntled sheep farmers situated in Wales and Scotland because we are still guilty of some superannuated crime commited before these people's descendents even lived.
A nation full of stoic people who, whilst courageous and proud are also apathetic.
107p for a ltr of petrol and we all just sit and take it. Time to be like France and riot!
Americans think England is a facsimilie of their culture, but they are grossly mistaken so we shall move swiftly on.
England is a nation that on here seems to be represented by it's football team (oh dear).
Football is lame, so are you muppets arguing it. Go any find another way to have a macho-cock-measuring contest.
England is the oldest established democratic model of paliment/government in the world.
Scotish man: Focking english jebbend.
English man: ...thanks for your time....
England has many English people who adore Welsh, Scottish and Irish culture.
As for the ones calling us a "Cunt of a country"...at least we provide pleasure. What do you do you ropey-looking pikey turd?
English man: ...thanks for your time....
England has many English people who adore Welsh, Scottish and Irish culture.
As for the ones calling us a "Cunt of a country"...at least we provide pleasure. What do you do you ropey-looking pikey turd?
by AntipatheticBrit August 31, 2009
by katixstarxgirl July 19, 2008
by ThatStarGirl June 19, 2009
I hate england it sucks i hate \it they have terrible hygiene and shrvg teeth they smell leiekew a poopy
by Duckmaster29075 November 2, 2021
England:fathers to the americans,brothers to scotish and irsh,cousins to the irish,the better side of the family than the australien,5 star hotel to the romans,rulers of the west,creators of civilisation,winners of ww2,ww1,100 year war,english civil war(obviously) and we do put on a fucking marvellous show
an american says"hey jim i was thinking about going to the united kingdom or whatever"
an englishman then says"call it England you bellend"
an englishman then says"call it England you bellend"
by the goth fairy July 28, 2009
As the head of the United Kingdom, England is considered many things. They are the U.S.'s greatest ally, which is good. They produce great actors and writers. They just need to learn when to drop useless traditions such as the social puppet Queen Elizabeth, who is basically the centre of all Anglophilia(except for the fact that she chooses the Prime Minister), and the fact that everyone can be on line for the throne but Catholics because they fear the Papacy and its filthy Papists (like me, so I guess I cannot be King
:( ). They also need to give back the land they invaded across the sea and to the north and west. Also, like everywhere else on the British Isles, the weather is beautiful with rain and fog.
:( ). They also need to give back the land they invaded across the sea and to the north and west. Also, like everywhere else on the British Isles, the weather is beautiful with rain and fog.
by Ryan Patrick Rafiel LaHiff May 26, 2007