Emped
The act of being sent to the emporium gift shop to help out at the end of the day, whilst on a shift at Camelot Theme Park.
Emped by King Arthur Sir Lancelot September 9, 2009
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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus
See: Stephen Harper
Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.
Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
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The emperor wears no clothes
"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen
When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.
It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.
It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.
The emperor wears no clothes by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013
Emperor Pig
The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.
Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
Emperor Pig by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007
Emperor Palpatine
Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.
Emperor Palpatine by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010
Emperored that motherfucker
Emperored that motherfucker by LilZero October 8, 2008
Epic Embed Fail
When a user post's a gif but it just so happens they dont have embed perms (The ability to post an embedded link)
"Yo ima post a gif in general its gonna be really funny"
"Crap wait it didn't work"
Somebody in chat: "HAHA Epic Embed Fail!"
"Crap wait it didn't work"
Somebody in chat: "HAHA Epic Embed Fail!"
Epic Embed Fail by SpiderSamYT March 25, 2021