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A horrible annoying selfish butthurt attitude served with a side of superiority complex. Ego + attitude = Egotude.
Derek is always butthurt and whining because he doesn't get life his way, he'll give you such an egotude!
Egotude by Kandi Vixen November 22, 2009
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A form of immaturity where one gives the impression that they think they are better than everyone and everything else in the world. When asked why they are so much better than everyone else, you will likely get as a response "Because not only am I original, but I also care about 'the issues'" or something that tries to convey the same points. You can then ask this person to elaborate on their claim, and they will likely say that they listen to "original" music, don't follow trends, care about the flaws in their country, and don't judge people.

Do not be fooled by these claims. These subhuman organisms are more egotistical, judge mental, ignorant, and lacking of any originality than you can even begin to dream of. The only reason they claim to be original is because they feel it makes them important. The same goes for why they say they care about "issues", and don't judge people. All they want to do is feel important/better than other people. They can't be that original when there are so many kids just like them trying to say the same thing, wear the same clothes, and listen to the same music. They don't judge people? They're claiming that they are better than you because "you are part of a group, and you are self centered". Easily the most judgemental people in the world. And if you confront them and ask them for their personal political opinions, they will be at a loss for words.
Emoture person: Ugh, you see, your problem is that you and all of your friends think you're all so cool but you gave up your independence and all of you just listen to the same music and wear the same clothes and are self centered and.... just ugh.

Smart person: Really, you too. You and all of your friends listen to the same music, and wear the same clothes, all because you want to feel important. News flash; converse aren't original. Everybody listens to Green Day. And by the way, can you even name the Governor for the state you live in?

Emoture kid: What's a governor?
Emoture by QuagsireFactor January 24, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026