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Embryotic 

An immature idiot - usually of the Male variety.
E.g (Girl chatting with friends) 'That Paul is so embryotic!'
Embryotic by Neve June 28, 2007
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Embryotic 

One who still hasn't been born, behind the fetal state, is the embryotic state. The embryotic state is the state in which one is still an embryo. Can also be used as an insult to refer to one as immature or salty.
Friend 1: Haha neckbeard
Friend 2: FUCK YOU DUDE IM LEAVING HAVE A NICE LIFE
Friend 1: Shut the fuck up, you illiterate, embryotic pinecone.
Embryotic by StinkyDuRag December 11, 2020

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION 

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

embryonic marksmanship 

an anatomically correct (precision) dose of jizz, deep cum shot and/or "at will" baby making material.
OMG Carlos' embryonic marksmanship messed up the floor!

ebroticon 

An emoticon used in an email or text between two bros.

CAUTION: This is only appropriate in the most rare of circumstances.
Dude! I heard the good news. Congrats to you and Christine! I can't believe you're a dad! :) ebroticon
ebroticon by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

emorotic 

When faggy emo kids cut themselves and watch each other masturbate with their tears its emorotic.
I kill myself once a day, how's that for emorotic?
emorotic by inscest November 2, 2009
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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