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A wonderful person that tries their best to make you smile. May have a slightly dirty mind at times but you know you enjoy it! You want to bond with them when you meet them, you are attracted to them. Always cracking jokes that make no sense to anyone, unless you have a mind like theirs. Seems sweet and peaceful to everyone till you get to know them. When you make them mad, they honestly get dangerous. Can kick ass if nessissary. Very dare devilish. Loving person and you know you love them, even if you don't except it. Very caring on a deep level, romantic even. Just a sweet, lovely person.
Eli is such a great friend, always making stupid jokes to make me laugh.
by Flyhatcher October 13, 2013
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One of the sweetest boys ever to walk the earth. Gives me butterflies and studies genes.
Man, I would like to have a nice warm Eli in my bed tonight.
by Missunderstanding February 06, 2006
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A guy who knows how to treat a girl right. He's very loyal despite his past, and when he says he loves you, he really means it.
He may show many or all of the following characteristics/tendencies:
- love Disney songs
- be a bit nerdy (ex.- using three computers at once)
- be obsessed with Jeeps
- like to "build shit"
- be an extremely good cuddler
- like peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
- use expressions such as "OMGWTFBBQ"
- know EVERYONE (if you don't know him, you will meet him eventually)
I love Eli. I'm lucky to have him. He should come take a nap with me.
by 10587654 January 11, 2009
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A Philosopher thats seen the way the world really is,

very reserved, a faithful boyfriend, and would do anything to make his lover happy.

Also resembles Rorschach, due to his view on things.

Loyal, Trustworthy, and an expert with women.

Self centered. But the healthy kind lol.

Hes cute, but he has BAD taste in women, hes been hurt a crap load of times.

too trusting of people.

usually roles with 2 main people in a crew.

can tell the difference between bullshit and the realist.

can be an ass, but only if provoked.

addicted to asian girls LOL.

really smart, but acts like a spazz :x

Can be weirdo at times, but all in all a great guy, loyal, loving, and sweet, and (like me) you will regret letting him go.
girl-my boyfriend is such an ass, i need help :(

other girl- girl you need an "Eli".
by asiancutiefoshoxp October 26, 2009
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Eli is an amazing guy. He is shy sometimes and gets really shy when a girl he likes is near him and his friends. He is crazy funny, but will call you out if you say something stupid, but in a funny way. A lot of girls fall for him, but he doesn't know it, and if you try to tell him he won't believe you. When compared to celebrities he denies everything. He's very athletic and super gorgeous. Sometimes he'll forget important dates or plans that he's made, but will make it up in the fute. He won't let you down.
"Eli! Today's my birthday! Not tomorrow!"
"I know, beautiful. But, that's when I want to...take you out."

"Don't call me gorgeous like Edward Cullen. I look nothing like him."

"Yes! You! Do!"
by ILoveThatCurlyHeadedOne December 16, 2012
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The nicest person that someone could ever know and that everybody wants to have sex with.
man, she's a real Eli.
by Toosexy4you July 23, 2010
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(ē-lie) see: God
To Eli I cry aloud,
and he answers me from his holy hill.
I lie down and sleep;

I wake again, because Eli sustains me.

Psalms 3:4-5
by rrrrrramon February 06, 2010
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