Eli's Coming 

1)A phrase signifiying a portend of something evil. (source: Three Dog Night, "Eli's Coming"

2)To make reference to an inveterate womanizer who is on his way. (ibid)

"I got up this morning and felt weird... I think Eli's Coming."

-OR-

Suzy: "Brad's coming over tonight. I think he's going to tell me that he's breaking up with his girlfriend and wants to start going out with me."
Jude: "Uh oh.. Eli's Coming."

Eli's Coming by TheMadjai July 31, 2006

eli's comin' 

1. song, by three dog night.

2. saying used when something bad is going to happen.

3. quote in the tv show "sports night" when the cast has the sense of doom and casey says "eli's comin'" and everyone teases him for not knowing that the song was really about an abusive womanizer.

Person One: "I just have this feeling of dread."

Person Two: "Eli's Comin'."

eli's comin' by alicelovestyler April 27, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012