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Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.
(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.) (Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.) You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed. Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed. Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed. Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha! |
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The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.
Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"
Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!" Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!" Boyfriend: "Fuck!" |
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Infinity plus one is an irrational number that only truly occurs when calculating extremely tiny differences. The difference between 9.99999... recurring and 10 is:
1 multiplied by ten to the power of -(infinity plus one) which means zero point an infinite number of zeroes followed by 1 |
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