Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.
(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck
(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two
You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!
The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.
Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"
Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"
Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"
Infinity plus one is an irrational number
that only truly occurs when calculating extremely tiny differences.
The difference between 9.99999... recurring and 10 is:
1 multiplied by ten to the power of -(infinity plus one)
which means zero point an infinite number of zeroes followed by 1