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Elevator Shaft 

the process by which a male cuts off his partners head at the neck, and continues to stick his member into the newly created throat straight up and down.
Stan" I gave your sister the elevator shaft yesterday

Mark" That would explain the blood
Elevator Shaft by W frum P.town October 10, 2008

Elevator Shaft 

To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.
"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"

"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."

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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"

"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"
Elevator Shaft by SlangSultan November 16, 2011

elevator shaft 

Drinking a draft beer in one sip so that instead of having a sip line every few inches, the entire glass is coated with the leftover foam. Works especially well with Guinness.
I just elevator shafted that beer. It went... STRAIGHT DOWN!!!
elevator shaft by ojc nyc April 6, 2009

Hot dog down an elevator shaft 

A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.
I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.

elevatorshafted 

when someone gets into the elevator after you and gets off before you, you have been elevatorshafted
I don't believe it, I have just been quadruple elevatorshafted on my way up to the office
elevatorshafted by phexxa April 9, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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