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when someone gets into the elevator after you and gets off before you, you have been elevatorshafted
I don't believe it, I have just been quadruple elevatorshafted on my way up to the office
by phexxa April 9, 2010
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The ethical system of buying beers in rounds amongst friends.

Good Roundsmanship would see each individual involved in a round, buying drinks for their mates in a well-ordered and timely manner, so that no glass is ever empty and the hassle and cost of going to the bar is evenly shared among the participating boozers.
Zebediah: "wasn't it Adam's turn to get the next round of beers in?"

Ezekiel: "sure was, but he has shocking roundsmanship"
by phexxa April 9, 2010
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after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today

clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
by phexxa March 30, 2010
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