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Electrofuk 

The act of fucking your girl, doggy style, then when your about to orgasm you grab the tazer you hid under the pillow hours earlier and taze your woman. As she convulses you will have the best orgasm ever, and she might too... but who knows? (Make sure to wear a rubber otherwise the joke will be on you also.) Make sure not to be balls deep!
Steve was electrofuking his woman when the button on his tazer got stuck and they both fried!
Electrofuk by batsoup August 6, 2009
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Electrocunt

1. To use a vibrator.

2. When a guy's penetration is so powerful that the friction created causes the "electrocution" of the woman's willy storage facility.

3. A highly dangerous sport, regularly resulting in fatalities - not that it's ever been attempted...
1. I was having a gud electrocunting with myself last night. Oh, frabjous day!

2. Labby: "Why aren't you here at school today?"
Imogina: "Man, Roger electrocunted me so hard last night I'm still in bed. I won't be walking for weeks."

3. I'm gonna be the first woman to electrocunt all the way to California.
Electrocunt by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

Electrocution 

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.
Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.
Electrocution by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

Electrofuck

To be fucked with great tenacity and vigor during a lightning storm. Arms are typically raised victoriously when the word is said.
Last night I got electrofucked by Justin.
Electrofuck by Discostick April 5, 2009

electrocuted squirrel 

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.
If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

Electropunk 

A fusion of electro and punk rock invented by The Screamers in the mid-1970s. Usually made with a sequencer or keyboard and has the same song structure as regular punk. The term electropunk has recently been discovered by scene kids and in turn they labeled various crunkcore/metalcore/pop rock bands as electronicore/electropunk because they use sequencers in their songs. Typically the samples and/or keyboard sounds are used in the way instruments used in punk (drums, bass, and guitar).

Electropunk:

The Screamers
Atom And His Package
Glenn Pakendasen

Not Electropunk:

Asking Alexandria
Blood On The Dance Floor
Breathe Carolina
Electropunk is most likely the most DIY form of punk since it needs a $0 budget and is super unpopular.
Electropunk by jsaji2i302i903289038 February 22, 2013

electrocute 

To kill something using electricity. In common usage, the word is incorrectly used as a synonym to "shock," which means to apply electricity to. This usage being far-spread does not make it correct, however.
Incorrect: My science teacher electrocuted me when I entered the classroom. (Unless your science teacher is a murderer.)

Correct: The man, condemned for third degree manslaughter and arson, was electrocuted.
electrocute by Anonymous_YXZ September 9, 2008