elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017

Elastic Bandstand

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

by Dr. Thaddeus November 20, 2014

Elastic Pipeline

When a male dumps into a condom and then freezes it. then uses it as a dildo on a female.

baby, lets take the elastic pipeline out of the freezer and use it.

by Johnathon Degrace June 19, 2009

emo elastic

An rubber elastic used to create the feeling of cutting, except it doesn't do any damage.

That's an awesome emo elastic, you gonna use that?

by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006

elastic girl

When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas

Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition

Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.

by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning

I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo

by All Knowing Asshole February 27, 2017

hair elastic

when a guy hooks up or makes out with a girl she gives him her hair elastic. Then you can see how many girls he has hookep up with.

Why do you have a hair elastic on your wrist?
Dude that was Carli's elastic from last night after we hooked up.

by april and eva September 4, 2008