5 definitions by 7akeshi
When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas
Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition
Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.
Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.
by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless
Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
Lasagna and chill is like Netflix and chill, except that you’re both making lasagna.
Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)
^ That means two things
Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)
^ That means two things
A) Karen came for lasagna and chill today.
B) Did you smash?
A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.
B) Did you smash?
A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.
by 7akeshi July 29, 2019
Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to
C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby
Students: you mean miss carriage
Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Students: you mean miss carriage
Staff: *sobbing and crying*
by 7akeshi September 12, 2018
Italian marching band
It’s a group of Italian cousins getting out of work, walking in a giant group towards Nona’s house for some fresh pasta and meatballs. Their steps and voices can be heard from miles away.
It’s a group of Italian cousins getting out of work, walking in a giant group towards Nona’s house for some fresh pasta and meatballs. Their steps and voices can be heard from miles away.
Pedestrian: what’s that noice?
Pedestrian 2: it’s fine, it’s just the lucali family in their Italian marching band.
*Several miles away*
Cousin 1: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 2: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 3: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 4: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 5: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 6: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 7: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 8: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 9: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 10: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 11: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 12: Ay! I’m walking here
Pedestrian 2: it’s fine, it’s just the lucali family in their Italian marching band.
*Several miles away*
Cousin 1: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 2: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 3: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 4: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 5: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 6: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 7: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 8: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 9: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 10: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 11: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 12: Ay! I’m walking here
by 7akeshi September 12, 2018