Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
by Pers September 5, 2016
by pentozali November 7, 2013
The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.
Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!
by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008
The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021