A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.
Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
by Pickmeup2005 February 14, 2019
Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.
by Stoffer August 1, 2005
Eisenhower Middle School is full of little wannabe crackheads. At Eisenhower Middle School it doesn't surprise me that they have four security guards in three officers patrolling the campus 24 fucking 7. Kids be hotboxing the bathroom and smearing shit on the walls. What great fun
Eisenhower Middle School is gay
by FlAppYhorseCocK October 13, 2018
Eisenhower Middle is a school that is named after The 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower, And is based in Riverview Florida. At this school you will see the usual, Kids Hotboxing in restrooms, Teachers cursing, Kids Jerking off to loli hentai in the restrooms, kids Slapboxing in the restrooms, and kids Fighting in the restrooms. But for a school that has a lot of Involvement with restrooms, you would expect them to be a small bit clean. Most children at Eisenhower are fucking mental, or possibly retarded. There's multiple groups of kids, but the dumbest ones are the ugly, loud-mouthed black females that seem to think they have an IQ higher than that of a child with down syndrome that shits his pants when the bell rings, And the kids that think they're The Toughest, Strongest, Motherfuckers on the planet because they sag their pants and speak in slang that is so completely unintelligible to the point that you think that they are speaking in shittly written cursive. Most of the food there tastes like lightly seasoned Rat shit, But the lunch ladies are nice, minus the fact that they may or may not have put their own hair in the "WhOlE gRAiN PiZzA" or"PeRsOnAl PaN PiZzA".
"You Go to Eisenhower Middle School? Are you Fucking Retarded?"
"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"
"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"
by -n0n5- May 29, 2019
the best school in new berlin that obtains..
incredibly attractive girls who are absolutely insane in addition to their breathtakingly good looks.
astonishing goodlooking guys that obtain their own language noone understands
incredibly attractive girls who are absolutely insane in addition to their breathtakingly good looks.
astonishing goodlooking guys that obtain their own language noone understands
by Ike School March 10, 2011
Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr
Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”
Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”
Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”
Guy2: “but they all nasty”
Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”
Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”
Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”
Guy2: “ shit threesome?”
Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”
Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”
Guy2: “but they all nasty”
Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”
Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”
Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”
Guy2: “ shit threesome?”
by idkumyea6969 January 30, 2020
When performing sexual intercourse "doggy style" with a woman, half way through you put your finger in her anus hole, remove your finger and wipe the fesces on her back then proceed to lick your finger.
by Chad McBad July 31, 2008