A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.
Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
by Pickmeup2005 February 14, 2019
Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr
Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”
Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”
Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”
Guy2: “but they all nasty”
Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”
Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”
Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”
Guy2: “ shit threesome?”
Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”
Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”
Guy2: “but they all nasty”
Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”
Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”
Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”
Guy2: “ shit threesome?”
by idkumyea6969 January 30, 2020
A high school with a lot of bitch ass middle class kids who think they’re cool because they wear Supreme or another overly expensive brand. The teachers are old af. All they do is bitch and complain at you if you do something slightly wrong. If you do have a younger teacher then they’re probably pretty chill though. Also everybody vapes and thinks they’re so cool. You literally cannot piss in a urinal without pissing on a vape somebody threw in there. They’re broke af too. Everything is a least 30 years old.
by JustARandomGuy174828 October 20, 2021