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A small crevice or gap in someone's fringe. Often an unpleasant looking thing, starts at the side of the forehead.
"Oh look Jason has an Einstein."

"You should really fix that Einstein."
by The Einstein May 12, 2014
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1. German for "One Stone".

2. The last name of the most brilliant man of the 20th century.
1. Ich habe eine Stein. (What I wanted to say was 'Ich habe ein Stein' but German grammar says that 'Stein' is feminine.)

2. Hey Bill, you ever heard of THE MAN called on the streets as Einstein, yo?
by 3VegasBerger January 05, 2012
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The Einstein is a small gap or crevice in someone's hair. Its a bit like the part of a slot machine where you insert a coin.

The Einstein reveals the shiny, unpleasant forehead, and should always be fixed immediately.
"Ah Jason, I see you have an Einstein going on there."

"You should probably fix that Einstein there champ."
by Zafo May 12, 2014
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Noun

Definition: Reading or prescription glasses
When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.
by Phmogli July 23, 2008
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Refering to brain, dome, or a blow job.
Man, that chick give good einstein.
You should get einstein from that girl.
by Michael Roldan July 22, 2007
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John got some Einstein from Sally last night.
by Steve M. July 19, 2005
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Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist
Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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