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A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.
by radical1234 November 08, 2011
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Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist
Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Glasses that you would wear when you want to look professional.
I got my einsteins on during the the day, but at night I put my stunna shades on.
by Double Deez October 19, 2006
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That girl is an Einstein.

That girl gives a wicked Einstein.

(Einstein had great head. Girl gives great head.)
by J Lo Lo October 23, 2010
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A girl that gives great "brain" or in other words, knows how to suck a dick.
Lil Wayne-- "Einstein... her head is the greatest."
Joe: Dude im tellin you, shes like Einstein
Burt: How do you know what kinda grades she gets?
Joe: No dumbass, she made me cum in like 10 minutes last night when she was giving me brain!
by SmashinOnEm January 13, 2010
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When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.
I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.
by Urbanski8940 June 12, 2009
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One of the myriad of Jews with an extremely high IQ- that made extremely important contributions to Physics with his relativity and other theories.
by Dirogo April 30, 2009
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