A loving person who is always there for you. Also, person who hates Alfred. Yeah! Fuck Alfred. I hate him too. I'm gonna beat im up one day. Or even better, I'm gonna beat him up two days. I'm gonna rape his mom's ass. Fuck his sister. Cum in his dog. Why is Alfred like this? I hate him. Elly is also a tiny shit that is cute. ALFRED IS A MOTHERFUCKER.
Eilikrineia: I be there for you, I promise
Me: Awhhh
Alfred: Awhhh
Everyone: Fuck you Alfred
(Sirens)
Police: Murders Alfred
Me: Awhhh
Alfred: Awhhh
Everyone: Fuck you Alfred
(Sirens)
Police: Murders Alfred
by Nibius September 29, 2019