Someone who is egotistical has incredibly high confidence in themselves. They often tend to be very pretentious and arrogant. They tend to be disliked by their peers.
Thomas: I was one of three trumpets accepted into Northwestern's School of Music

Derek: With credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?

Thomas: I was the director of a very fine group back in Wassau, Wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. After that, I directed THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble, and THE Eden Prarie Community Band. Both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.

Jeff: Wow! How do those ensembles do in competition?

Thomas: I don't need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!

Conrad: Shut up Tom! Why must you be so egotistical?
by trombone69 October 30, 2011
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1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm
Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.
by yorrick hunt January 26, 2008
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stuck up.
not modest.
full of themselves.
Bowman is an egotistical girl.
by bejo October 25, 2008
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Person who is poor but acts like he/she is royalty! Treats hospitality workers and restaurant serves like shit; making outrageous demands and embarrassing their dining partners. Serious delusions of grandeur, cheapskates and a know it all. "DO YOU WHO I AM?" Yeah, we know who you are; you are a bitch ass coward who acts like you are better than everyone, because you are a loser and a coward in real life! They can't keep a mate and blame the world for all of your failures. If they have a mate the treat them like doormats and may end up being murdered for the life insurance money..
Steve was so egotistical that he felt that he was entitled to have everything handed to him. Shut the fuck up! You ain't that special!
by Milesahead16 February 5, 2016
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Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.
I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.
by Lauren March 13, 2005
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The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.
egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical
by Marney21 August 6, 2007
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someone who would only have sex with themselves.
Sorry ladies, i'm egotistical, i'm an egosexual
by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007
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