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1.
Someone who constantly checks their Newegg order status.

Comes from the word: Paranoid
Person 1: Has your keyboard shipped?

Person 2: No let me check

(1 minute later)

Person 2: Damn lemme check my status again

Person 1: Dude you're so egganoid
by AtmosFear September 28, 2010