Top Definition
1. A statement you say to someone else demanding them to have sex with you. Better than just "do me," or "fuck me."

2. When something doesn't go your way, many people say "Eff me!"
"Hey Jenna, you should eff me."

"Ugh, an F on this test?! Eff me!"
by Sammy9089 December 16, 2009

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