1 definition by ihatecullenalot

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A FICTIONAL character from the poorly written book series Twilight, depicted as a vampire despite having no traditional vampire traits as portrayed in medieval folklore, and somehow sparkles in sunlight, he is the obsession of hundreds of thousands of girls of all age groups and many believe him to be real despite his entire existence being words and ink on paper, and many females who read the books no longer date human men because they are waiting for "there edward" and they set ridiculously high standards which will never be met as they are humanly impossible, literally humanly impossible
Girl on facebook group " I love Edward Cullen I dont know how I just do"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"
by ihatecullenalot April 07, 2009

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