referring to the great king edsel from nicaragua. edsel the centaur was the only living man who was half horse from the waist down. 2.) meaning that you are a great person if you get called or compare to "edsel the centaur" 3.) awesome mother fucker .
"man dude you remind me of edsel the centaur"
"what the fudge! that porn star reminded me of edsel the centaur"
"what the fudge! that porn star reminded me of edsel the centaur"
by etheking1353 April 6, 2012
Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.
idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.
idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.
idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.
idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.
idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.
by edgar allen poe...i think July 24, 2008
The stage name of a rock star who should probably own the Hugh Hefner smoking jacket, and should live in the Playboy mansion.
by anonymous xyz August 8, 2022
The stage name of a rock star (also known as "Xero") who talks way too much smack about his own cousin, Trip Eisen.
I'm not sure if he's "trying to defend the honor" of the WOMEN that Trip Eisen has been with, but I'm sure they could also speak up for themselves if they actually wanted to as well!
We don't need Edsel Dope "mansplaining" the "shittiness" of certain people or situations to us!
We have brains and can decide that for ourselves!
I really think he needs to stop calling his cousin a "piece of shit!" at the very least!
Also..he stole my name!
I'm not sure if he's "trying to defend the honor" of the WOMEN that Trip Eisen has been with, but I'm sure they could also speak up for themselves if they actually wanted to as well!
We don't need Edsel Dope "mansplaining" the "shittiness" of certain people or situations to us!
We have brains and can decide that for ourselves!
I really think he needs to stop calling his cousin a "piece of shit!" at the very least!
Also..he stole my name!
Edsel Dope is an annoying male chauvinist who takes credits for things he didn't write, and then takes the money and runs! He's pretty much a Ferengi. Definitely not better than his cousin!
by anonymous xyz August 21, 2022
A definition of true handsome man. It is said that the lore of his name comes from a royal family. This man signifies bravery, strength and fear of kids
Oh! Edselle my sugar daddy!
by Cowkey3000 June 8, 2021
by marymbt_234 February 3, 2022
is the definition of a cool person, genuinely kind and heartwarming, very caring and softhearted person, also plays badminton for fun. The cutest when he smiles, soft gaze, soft hands, will make you obsessed over him!
by cutie patootie pookie bear March 17, 2023