The Edger is a poltergeist who is mainly seen roaming suburban areas of the United States. He is a tall skinny male with nothing but a leaf over his asshole. He is mainly seen hiding in bushes or near corners edging his cock. Unlike his cousin The Jacker, he is mainly a friendly ghost but DO NOT make eye contact with him or approach him. The more he feeds off of you the stronger he gets.
Friend 1: “I just seen The Edger behind the highschool… he was stroking the tip of his cock”
Friend 2: “Whatever you do don’t look at him or he will make you finish him…”
by The needer November 22, 2021
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When a cow is trapped in a dirt houses basement with a glass roof
Person One:Whats up
Person Two:FREE EDGER
by SpiderDick March 4, 2016
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The white version of Edgar. He is a middle/highschool boy who wears saggy jeans and Jordan 4s. He has a fade/Caesar cut, and usually douses himself in Dior Sauvage. He usually hangs around the latino kids, and uses phrases like "no quema cuh" and "aight boom" when he talks
"Yo Edger what's good?"
"Aight boom, I'm feeling great, no quema cuh"
by Søplekongen April 17, 2023
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A race of superior gamers who show off their talents and skills via playables from Iconic CSGO moments.
You're all such good Edgers, have you played the Relaxa Mirage Ace?
by peeceful September 15, 2022
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A person who performs the act of edging on a rim/ass area
That Sean is such an ass edger playing with rim
by Mulsmally March 14, 2022
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A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"
Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.
by MacaroniTwentyTwo January 25, 2017
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