An american writer that is arguable the best poet in the history of the world. He also had the shittiest childhood ever. His
mom got married when she was
16, when he was born his
dad left him. His
mom was an actor and played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet 8 times a week.
Edgar watched his mother "fake" kill herself when he was 1, 2, and 3. His mother then died of consumption, and he watched her die. He then was adopted by a nice lady and a dick father. He actually fell in
love with the lady, so the
dad got jealous. Then that lady died of consumption, and the asshole father kicked
edgar on the street. He then went to college and was a raging alcoholic and drug user. His birth-right aunt then found him and adopted him. He fell in
love with his 10 and a half year old first cousin. Then his aunt died of consumption. So he married his first cousin, then became famous for his poem "The Raven". Then his young wife also died of consumption. However, he later became famous and was invited to write for a New York fat
cat and earn lots of
money. On the train there he stopped in Baltimore. Two guys grabbed him and got him drink off of hard lemonade, and they left him in the gutter while he was in a coma. He went to the hospital and died. Now if anyone does not agree that he had the shittiest life, you must be
one sorry son of a bitch.
Basically:
His
mom died, his adopted
mom died, his wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe
