Ecstaculation

That uncontrollable excitement realized when no one is around to share the good news/event with but you are so happy that you text or log into a social network just to let it be known.

The minute I found out that the Cleveland Cavs had won the 2003 NBA lottery and the chance to draft LeBron James, I was overcome with ecstaculation while driving my car downtown Cleveland.

Ecstaculation by RCF's Richfield February 13, 2009

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etaculation

This is a fun filled cure for halitosis. You load a couple Tic Tacs into your urethra before getting a blow job.
Beginners should start with fruit flavors. Mint and cinnamon is for experts only.

Beat cum breath with a delicious etaculation.

etaculation by lamf December 27, 2011

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Ecstaculation • Espaculation • etaculation

Espaculation

To speculate about a past, present, or future ejaculation.

She used espaculation prior to her intimate encounter.

Espaculation by thaddeus maximus March 13, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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