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The desperate act of a transvestite using shards of glass as "pleasure balls", when there is no dildo around.
Eckert by Jason Clevenger March 25, 2009
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Ella eckert 

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. Once you see through how much she farts and burps, she is always there for you.
Have you seen that girl? She’s such an ella eckert?
Ella eckert by Poopoo mcbuttnugget November 27, 2019

Ethan Eckert 

lil bitch boy that'll make write down a 100% tip on your card without you knowing
Sam: "Wow I can't believe that Ethan Eckert tipped on your card and made you go broke"
Me: Yeah hes a bitch
Ethan Eckert by miksu-chan May 10, 2022

Ecker white 

a shade of white which is almost absolute white, named after Tom Ecker, former Olympic Track Coach who spent his entire life shielding his body from the sun.
"that guys legs are almost Ecker white"
Ecker white by Lexmeister January 18, 2009
1. Used as a family name; indicates a hereditary trend towards large genitalia.
If he has the typical Ecker penis, he should have no trouble handling her.
ecker by Big-J-Dog June 26, 2008

Eckering 

The Eckering is the ruler of the Eckering clan. The Eckering is chosen at birth born for greatness 'the chosen one' is the proclaimed name of the mighty emperor. The rightful air to be Eckering will be chosen within a month after the previous Eckering has fallen to his Honorable death. The Eckering 'the chosen one' will be chosen out of all Eckering members sons born within the month....The Eckering 'the chosen one' will be chosen based purely on the length at girth of his penis.
The main features the mighty Eckering seems to always have are a one eyed, no eyed, one monobrowed, hairy monobrowed and be of Lebanese descent.
My son Georginio's going to be the eckering...i can feel it. His dicks 9 inches flaccid.

You mustn't look the eckering in the eyes....it's been told he can take your soul.

The great conqueror Eckering will be invading Germany by dawn.
Eckering by Salim Mehajer March 9, 2019