siskel and ebert

while a girl is laying on her belly... you stick "one thumb down" her ass hole and "one thumb up" her pussy.

i was with sally last night.. i gave her the 'ol siskel and ebert!

by flesh colored radio June 3, 2007

Roger Ebert

Two thumbs up! (the butt)

Sam: Wow, my asshole really hurts today.
Gil: Yeah, dude, we Roger Ebert'd you after you passed out last night.

by FilmCritic December 10, 2008

Ebert and Roeper

It's giving a girl two thumbs up. One up in the pink and one up in the stink.

Last night I Ebert and Roepered a girl in the hot tub.

by Tyler AM May 3, 2008

Siskel and Ebert

Sexual expression involving the enterance of two thumbs from two individuals entering the rectal area of another individual in seqence.

Upon leaving the theatre Dan screamed aloud as Ryan and I gave him a two thumbs up, Siskel and Ebert salute. The movie sucked but Dan got a great review

by dave O March 12, 2004

Pulling an Ebert

The act of losing ones jaw.

"Man, that bitch had me pulling an Ebert!"

"I was pulling an Ebert throughout the entire movie!"

Guy1: "Hey Guy2 what happened to your jaw?"

Guy2: "Jaw cancer got me pulling an Ebert."

by Hashalafadingdong420 September 12, 2011

Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.

She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!

by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010

tony ebert

THE single most amazing guy on this planet. He makes the stars glow and the sun shine, i love him with all of my heart. You could never find a better or sweeter person no matter how hard you looked. I will marry him one day.

I need tony ebert in my life forever.

by fantasticnamehere July 28, 2011