Ebenezer Splooge 

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.

Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."

Ebenezer Splooge by jkabat December 17, 2011