if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!
Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
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It's a noun. It's slang for smoking weed. It was started from the show "How I Met Your Mother".
Friend #1: Dude, we were so high last night!
Friend #2: Yeah, dude. We spent half the freakin' night eating sandwiches!
by Reidinator February 10, 2012
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telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich
by the J to the o April 24, 2011
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Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
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A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....
Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".
by Beerswizle October 16, 2003
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"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
by smitty984 March 5, 2007
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