when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
by OjibweLdF August 1, 2008
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To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!
by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009
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Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body
Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine
by Bunda Hunter September 26, 2023
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when u send someone to consume more than clout
“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor May 22, 2022
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