Easy Jesus 

E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.

I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!

Easy Jesus by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004

Easy Jesus 

A high quality or expensive alcoholic beverage.

'Oh snap, there's a house party thats off the chain.I think i'm gunna bring some easy jesus and really get this party started!"

Easy Jesus by Olivia Naomi Hester September 28, 2005

Eastjesus 

A destination or some other physical place located inconvienently far away.

Ex. #1: When we went to the mall in the brand new sports car, I parked the farthest away possible from any other car as to avoid dings in the door, etc. We shopped for hours and finished up at the other end of the mall. While walking back, my wife exclaimed, "Why did you have to park in Eastjesus?"

Ex. #2: My friend just moved to a new city two hours away. While driving to visit, I think, "Why did he move all the way out to Eastjesus"?

Eastjesus by Mark Nelson June 21, 2006