A small town located near the Hamptons on the South Shore of Long Island. Use to be known as the Duck Capitol of the United States until Duck farming became a weak source of income. Eastport, place where people grow up and live there for the remainder of their life. However, a recent influx of huge luxury homes continue to make the taxes rise and the feeling that everybody knows your name there disappear. Eastport, a place where the best party goes on at the dock (Bubby's). Eastport, next to Manorville and the Hamptons.
1) Eastport's main street has beautiful antique shops.
2) Nothing ever goes on in Eastport.
3) There's nothing to do in Eastport.
2) Nothing ever goes on in Eastport.
3) There's nothing to do in Eastport.
by A Local. April 21, 2005
by DABOMB DIGGITY July 17, 2008
A place where there is nothing to do unless tourist season comes around. A place where everyone does drugs an drink. It is also a place where there are wanna be hicks an people who smell like stink cheese. Eastport is known for parties an known for the parties being busted by the police. It is full of people who don't say R's or don't finish sentences an use complete gibberish.
by Eastport maine June 26, 2017
AKA the pharmacy; Filled with a bunch of drug dealers, racist white kids, rich snobs, and just a few normal people. You can’t open a door without getting in trouble and you get detention for forgetting your id. The security guards all have sticks up their asses and water comes out of the ceiling. Don’t forget about the birds who visit. They care more about money and success than students safety so they make everyone come in when the roads are icy enough to kill someone.
Principal: Yeah so it’s a blizzard outside but you guys have to come in and take an Algebra 2 test anyway!
Kids: *Crash car*
Principal: Detention for being late
Kids: We love eastport south manor!
Kids: *Crash car*
Principal: Detention for being late
Kids: We love eastport south manor!
by abcdefuuuuu March 7, 2022