Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.

Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.

by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009

Easter Egger

A derogatory term for a man with a small dick

Joba: Man,,you’re such an easter egger
Galactic: How would you know?
Joba: Dunno, just guessing.
Jotaro: yare yare...you both are stupid

by Doppy the parappa kinnie 😰 April 4, 2021

easter egg bunny

It is the bunny that lays eggs because bunnies don’t lay eggs.

“ mommy mom the easter egg bunny came last night and the lawn is covered with eggs “.

by TheAprilphoenix December 4, 2022

dropping more eggs then the easter bunny

when a woman is on her period

"did you hit that piece the other night?" no, she was dropping more eggs then the easter bunny!

by 2themoon April 5, 2018

Easter Parade

Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.

"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."

"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."

by lemonJ November 3, 2008

Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 17, 2013

easter show legs

Where your legs are sore from walking to much and get really stiff

I have Easter show legs

by Jack Learmont December 29, 2017