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When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you. Child: Last night, on Easter, my parents told me a magical bunny broke into our house and left a bunch of eggs for me to find. I didn't find a damn thing!
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A Holiday celebrating the Resurrection of Jesus Christ three days after being killed on the cross for committing no sin Three days after he was killed he rose again on Easter Sunday.
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not as good as christmas jermaine easter, wycombe wanderers
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Zombie Jesus Day. Happy (Easter) Zombie Jesus Day
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Named after the Anglo-Saxon goddess Ēostre, one of many Christian holidays that were appropriated from previous so-called "pagan" celebrations. Eostre being a spring goddess of fertility, totems associated with her were rabbits and eggs, symbolizing fertility and rebirth, hence the traditions of the Easter Bunny and Easter Eggs. Didn't you ever wonder why the symbol for Easter (a holiday about a man who died on a cross and was resurrected three days later) is a bunny who delivers colored eggs?
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the day when zombie Jesus comes back to life to pretend to be a bunny who gives out eggs for some reason "Happy Easter!"
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A holiday that doesnt make sense.
person A: How should we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead? Person B: HOW BOUT EGGS? Person A: I don't see what that has to do with--- Person B: DON'T WORRY, theres a bunny! Easter doent make any fuckin sense!
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