A creature bound to the earth who realizes earth will always be home although its forced to live with religeons, politicians and overall clueless people to the final objective of the life force making it almost impossible to breathe. Cant we all just behave? I mean come on.......
by zafod beeblebrox May 15, 2003
by theteh February 7, 2004
by Jesse123456 March 19, 2007
description used by pilots and cabin crew who work in the airline industry to describe those who work in a job which doesn't involve flying.
by Tex1 November 9, 2007
A creature, scientifically referred to by academic English-speaking Earthlings as Homo sapiens sapiens, related most closely to a creature called a chimpanzee, which Earthlings generally use to entertain themselves at places called zoos, where the chimpanzees are frequently known to go on rampages due to abuse by Earthlings and eat the faces off Earthlings; this Homo sapiens sapiens is filled with a self-aggrandizing sense of its own intelligence, which is weak even by galactic standards, let alone cosmic standards. As visitors from the outer reaches of the cosmos, it is our duty to study these morons and see if we can make them treat the Earth better, so that our plans to eventually wipe them out and re-colonize the Earth with our smarter pets and animals will not be hindered by Earthling-caused global warming and climate change
That Earthling is trying to brush his teeth with a paintbrush; he must be one of their professors.
Earthlings are so stupid, Gipponik4, I don't know how I'll be able to tolerate not incinerating them all before it's time.
Be content with probing their Midwestern farmers, Jeppid6.
humanoid alien monkey relative naked ape climate-change denier
Earthlings are so stupid, Gipponik4, I don't know how I'll be able to tolerate not incinerating them all before it's time.
Be content with probing their Midwestern farmers, Jeppid6.
humanoid alien monkey relative naked ape climate-change denier
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014
When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.
by The Macaw May 20, 2020
A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.
Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.
True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.
Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.
Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*
Plutian: Prepare for your demise.
Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.
Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*
True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.
Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.
Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*
Plutian: Prepare for your demise.
Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.
Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*
by IZzxo March 28, 2009