Similar to an Earth Sandwich, an earthdog is when you want to make an Earthwich but your friend doesn't live far enough away.
by WasabiThumbs January 21, 2019
A dedicated Iron Maiden fan. Earthdogs gather in great numbers at Maiden concerts to chat the melodies of their favorite Maiden tunes.
Up the Irons, Earthdogs!
by PistolPete65 July 30, 2009
Think of the fattest, slimiest, tooth-ly-est, hole digging scumbag, loser who works overtime part of the time. They always know everything but have the brain power of a windowlicker. They chew on their fat upper lip and have chew dripping down their beard. They always have their mouth open and flies routinely fly in and out of they pie hole. Now times that by 2 and that the person were looking for.
Hey bob. you remember that toothless earthdog from down the road?
Also: keep these toothless earthdogs off my lawn
Also: keep these toothless earthdogs off my lawn
by Macdirty4life March 21, 2023