The third planet in the solar system and the only place in the universe confirmed to support life. Homeworld of the humans.
by NotPieGuy March 11, 2021
An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.
by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005
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by Gravyman3321 September 5, 2004
To force a bowel movement on the ground or other solid surface at ground level causing the deficator to squat.
Dude just totally earthed a loaf on that rock over by the waterfall. The toddler earthed one in the front yard much to his parents chagrin.
by Hempster420 May 14, 2015
Big blue planet in the Milky Way. "Humans" live on this planet, and their behavior is contradictive to itself. Humans scream about cutting down rainforest, something which supplies Oxygen to the planet and keeps a protective barrier called the O-Zone alive around the earth, but inhale smoke from a burning tobbacco plant into their lungs, which also destroys the O-zone. Many of their seperated religious beliefs state that "Murder" is forbidden, but they kill millions of "Non-Believers" everyday. They are rude to one another for no reason. They hate law and authority, expecially while again endangering their lives and everyone around them lives while driving vehicles to fast, but beggs for law enforment when someone steals from them.
They also imagine that they are the rulers of all imagination and space. Aliens, which is a debated topic on the planet, is something they think they can handle, when they can't even obey or respect laws sat down by man themself.
"Humans" are a strang breed of creatures, and that's why all other lifeforms in the galaxy hide their exsistance from them.
They also imagine that they are the rulers of all imagination and space. Aliens, which is a debated topic on the planet, is something they think they can handle, when they can't even obey or respect laws sat down by man themself.
"Humans" are a strang breed of creatures, and that's why all other lifeforms in the galaxy hide their exsistance from them.
by Trevor Anderson January 21, 2005
Alien 1: Hey, what's that little blue planet?
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!
Earth
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!
Earth
by YouTube April 16, 2007