A video website where you can go to laugh at people make complete asses of themselves.
OMG WTF this guy just licked a frozen pole! He's such a moron! Hahaha! I love YouTube
Just about the best book in existance!!!!
If everyone read the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, there might be world peace!
That little blue planet that you can just barely see on a map of the universe
Alien 1: Hey, what's that little blue planet?
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!
These people are great! I mean sure, they like making out with their own sex, but they're still awesome.
Only religious fucktards don't like homosexuals.