Eardstepa 

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.

Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.

Eardstepa by Cady Pane August 10, 2021

etard twitch 

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

etard twitch by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

etardation 

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

etardation by Drew43 October 7, 2008

eTarded 

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

eTarded by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

etarded 

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

etarded by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

etard 

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy

That etard won't stop petting me.

etard by AG July 10, 2004

ETard 

noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.

You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.

ETard by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006