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One of the sixteen Myers Briggs personalty types (MBTI). They can be narrow minded, arrogant, bossy and expect others to follow rules strictly.
"Let's steel that doughnut."
"Nah, my friend will call the police - he's an ESTJ."
by PooPantsWeeWee2 November 24, 2009

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The most important thing to consider about ESTJ's is that they are absolute garbage. Completely useless on their own, the ESTJ must rely on his abilities to win friends and allies that are actually intelligent. The ESTJ will soon find himself alone when others realize how dumb he is. ESTJ males inherently love to
S D and take it in the A. ESTJ girls are ok
ESTJ's include George Bush
by Wonder Waffle March 24, 2010

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