When added to most any verb, the suffix "ems" puts that verb in to action in place of a longer, less necessary sentence/predicate. Able to be used in the 1st or 3rd person, this suffix typically makes light of a more serious situation, however the particualar usage of this suffix in often left to be interpreted by the listener according to the context of the conversation or mood of the room.
Upon winning the sports bet, Mitchell screams "Payems"; short for "Fantastic, I have won this bet and will be paid". When Tyler is asked if he should go back to the bar and pay the tab that he forgot to pay, Tyler screams out "Fuckems"; short for "Fuck that, I will do it later". Brantley points out the attractive girl at the BBQ restaurant by simply saying "Doems"; short for "I sure would like to do her/sexually intercourse her".
by Sweet Cakes July 31, 2006
Top Definition
Emergency Medical Service
1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.
by Paul January 24, 2006
A chat board on the popular Neopets.com website.
Populated by fat, preteen scene kids who insist on complaining how much their life sucks, post pictures of their new fashion mullets (if you find one of them mildly attractive, their picture is probably stolen from someone's myspace), and discuss how awesome the latest From First to Last CD is (adding afterwards that they totally listened to them before it became cool).
Scenester 1: rate my facee, ems?
Scenester 2: omg 1000/10. i love your fob shirt.
Scenester 1: lol ily!
Scenester 1: lets talk about snakes on a plane because its trendy now.
by Urban Terrorist August 16, 2006
EMS stands for following things:

1. Emergency Medical Service

2. Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan

3. European Mathematical Society, Eastern Mountain Sports, Express Mail Service, Electro Medical Systems
1. EMS is a service in many countries providing acute care and transport to definitive care.

2. Stealing another Mangekyou sharingan from someone else unlocks the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.

3. EMS is the abbreviation of several services and organizations.
by jimmybone d May 30, 2008
From Neopets.com, abbreviated for Evil Things and Monster Sightings.
Lyk, I'm a vampire!
Blood Bar
My account just got frozen!
Marilon Manson Sucks!
W...P...P... people come here
by God_of_Obelisk a.k.a. Dragon April 22, 2005
Excessive Masturbatory Syndrome

When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
Tamara: Hey Tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?

Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
by MHowza August 10, 2014
A neoboard on the popular website neopets.com. Often filled with wannabe emos and goths and posers. If you're remotely good looking they bag on you and make you feel like a flamingo in a pigeons territory. They are against Anime and Twilight so fans beware.
if you are a fan of anime chances are you'd be called a fat crusty weeaboo
the natives dislike fat people, and anyone who want to go to japan
also EMS is highly populated with british people or people of british decent and believe they are extremely smart and believe that any education under highschool is meaningless
EMSer 1: Death Note is my favorite Anime
EMSer 2: ew get off you fat weeaboo
EMSer 3: stupid wannabe Japanese
EMSer 1: but i am Japanese look at my lookie
by azel9205 January 02, 2009
Evil and Monster Sightings, board 17 on Neopets.
populated by mostly stupid people and ruled by the regs (amber, vaspim, leslie, julia, jennuh, olivia, shane, alaina, etc etc)
ems is betr dan ur dum boardz u faggots!!!11
by no u!!11~!!11! January 15, 2007

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